ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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You can be body-positive and still have preferences. 

You can be a feminist and still love men.

You can be sex-positive without being interested in casual sex.

People seem to forget that the core principle of all of these is as simple as not being an asshole.  

(via rainbowthundercunt)

How dare you tell me to calm down
To mute myself
To make myself less
I am a force of fucking nature
I am the storm that shakes your house at night
And I will not stifle myself
To let you sleep soundly
— (via s0apbox)

My neighbors at 3 am on Wednesday. So I called the cops.

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tamorapierce:

allamaraine:

also to all my new followers

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hello

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welcome

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i’ve been waiting for you

I’m just not sure I ought to be reblogging Quark in a negligee.  It seems so …  wrong, somehow.

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fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

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gothiccharmschool:

Kisses of Death! Hee!

gothiccharmschool:

Kisses of Death! Hee!

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Buffy: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

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lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

(via screamingclassalpha)

zohbugg:

stardust is a cinematic masterpiece and anyone who says otherwise is very very wrong

watched this last night. Wanna watch it again, but with some one to cuddle and be cute with and make it with during the credits song

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